Tom Cruise is the "Christ" of Scientology!

Not content to be a washed-up actor, Tom Cruise has been promoted to deity by the Church of Scientology. You better watch out for that evil Lord Xenu, Tom. He is sure to come after you now.

On a more serious note, I am surprised that the left and their lackeys in the media have not tried to spin scientology as some evil incarnation of the conservatives/libertarians in the USA. They managed to spin Lyndon Larouche as a conservative, even though the weirdo is a committed socialist.

I guess it's because there are so many Hollywood personalities involved in scientology (Cruise, Travolta, etc), that the left don't want to spoil their gravy train.