His Lardness Spouts Again

"Thar she blows!" You know that Mikey's fondest hope is for al Qaeda and the other troublemakers in Iraq to drive the USA out of the country.

So, he gives President Bush his expert military advice:

The only way you are going to beat a nation of 27 million -- Iraq -- is to send in at least 28 million! Here's how it would work:
The first 27 million Americans go in and kill one Iraqi each. That will quickly take care of any insurgency. The other one million of us will stay and rebuild the country. Simple.

Mikey, you missed your true calling. Why are you wasting your time making lousy movies? You should be a general. Perhaps when your friend Hillary gets elected president, she will appoint you as the commander of our armed forces.

Oh, and I love your beautiful neck in that photo. You can't tell where your chin ends and your chest begins!