What's Next for Knife-Honk?

Now that Mikey is out of a job, we shall have to think of some new line of work for him. I have a few ideas:

(1) Attorney General in the Hillary Clinton Administration in 2009. He would be in good company there.

(2) Professor of Law at Duke (or almost anywhere). From my experiences in academia, he will have many kindred souls there.

(3) Nigerian email scammer. You got a bright future in Lagos, Mikey.

(4) Corporate Counsel for the next Enron.

Anybody else got any ideas? Mikey need your help.