Michael Moore Mouths Off Again

For some reason, our old friend Michael Moore has been fairly quiet lately. So has he shut up for good? No chance. His Lardassness has quit stuffing his fat face with donuts and pizza long enough to exort his troops to action for the election tomorrow. I was worried that he might become a nonfactor in the political scene after his command performance during the 2004 election.

Michael, whatever you do, please, PLEASE make a movie about whoever is the Republican nominee for President in 2008. Your selfless act of dropping your pants and showing the entire country the ugly ass of the Democrat party was one of the deciding factors of the 2004 election.