Sheryl Crow Calls for Limitations on Toilet Paper Use

This is too bizarre to even make up. Not even in my wildest dreams would I have thought that an oatmeal brain "artist" like this woman could come up with something like this:

Crow has suggested using "only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required".

There's not much more I can say. For those of us who want to persuade others to oppose the agenda of the environwacko/global warming fruitcakes, all we need to do is ask them to listen to people like Sheryl Crow.