Whatsamatter Lefties?

So your god Barack hasn't turned out to be quite what you thought he was? You shouldn't be surprised because he really never did anything before being elected president. He just ran for office and made nice-sounding speeches filled with conventional leftist bromides. As a senator, he usually voted 'present' on most bills and never sponsored any successful legislation. He probably never had to exert himself in school, since he was able to get into Columbia and Harvard via affirmative action.

So now that he is president and has huge majorities in both houses of congress, he can't get anything done at all. I am grateful for this. Had we elected a truly savvy politician like LBJ, who really knew how to work with congress and connect with the American voters, then we would be in trouble. A modern-day Johnson would have found a way to pass his national socialist health care plan, passed the cap-and-tax restrictions to combat the nonexistent global warming problem, and granted amnesty to 12 million illegal aliens.

0bama is not just a glib marxist with a messiah complex. He is an incompetent one. And for that I give thanks.