Sunday, January 31, 2010

Bitterqueen: Stupidest Blog of the Millenium

Most people have at least some intellect. They know to put their socks on before their shoes and avoid walking across freeways during rush hour. But every now and then you across an unusual individual who is sadly bereft of any thought, reasoning ability or common sense whatsoever. That appears to be the case with the author of a blog called "Bitterqueen" or "Friends of Ours".

When one reads his lunatic rants about the Lady Gaga, one is struck by the total absence of any relation between his written words and the realities of the Goddess of Music. He apparently goes to great effort to think of the stupidest things he could possibly say about Her. Here are a few choice examples:

Through Lady Gaga the entertainment industry is delivering a powerless caricature. Whatever happened to the voice of the strong woman in rock n' roll? While Lady Gaga is trying so hard like an adolescent teenager to shock her parents, nobody is going to remember her so-called music. Lady Gaga ain't no talent; she's a manufactured product.

Hey dumbass. The only one who manufactured Lady Gaga is Lady Gaga. She's not a record label creation like Britney Spears or Taylor Swift. Gaga worked her way up, as a songwriter for other artists, and played in nightclubs for years. She writes all her own songs. She always sings the lead live and in person in her concerts. She never lipsyncs. She and her Haus of Gaga design her imaginative costumes and her videos.

And I know its too difficult for you to understand. But I saw Gaga's concert in St Louis three weeks ago. It was an absolute riot. The audience were on their feet from the beginning to the end of the concert and were singing and dancing along with every song. There was not a dry eye in the house. She is the most talented singer/songwriter/pianist to arrive on the music scene in years, if not decades.

Some more from Mr. Stupid:

In a time long ago, before the interloping arrival of the hideous Lady GaGa from her pre-programmed alien world of robotic personality and canned sound, rock gods used to walk the earth:

Then Mr. Retard proceeds to show embedded youtube videos of the Rolling Stones' "Gimme Shelter" (43 years ago), Zeppelin's "Whole Lotta Love" (40 years ago), Aerosmith's "Sweet Emotions" (35 years ago), and Guns n Roses' "Paradise City" (20 years ago).

Hey Megastupid, do you really think that Gaga is capable of driving these "gods" off the face of the earth, decades before she was born? I am a huge fan of the first two bands and a moderately strong fan of the second two bands you mention. What Gaga has done is bring true talent and originality back to the music world. Something that has been lacking for a long time.

And in any event, you had better get used to her, Bitterqueen. Lady Gaga is the hottest star in the galaxy and is about to explode into a supernova.


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