Posh Says She "Can't Concentrate in Flats"

Former Spice Girl Victoria Beckham says that high heels enhance her mental powers:

Victoria Beckham's addiction to vertiginous heels doesn't just boost her height, she insists it increases her brain power too.
The 34-year-old, who is never knowingly seen in public without towering stilettos on her feet, says she also avoids the gym because she can't bear to be in trainers.
“I just can't concentrate in flats,” she explained during the second installment of her GMTV interview today.

So where are your brains, Posh? In your feet or in your head?

In her case, it doesn't matter. She is leading a life that most women can only envy. How much smarter does she need to be than that?