PJ Visits a Carrier

P J O'Rourke, former National Lampoon writer and libertarian par excellence visited the carrier USS Theodore Roosevelt and gave us his thoughts about John McCain vs. the Democrat candidates:

I look from John McCain to what the opposition has to offer. There's Ms. Smarty-Pantsuit, the Bosnia-Under-Sniper-Fire poster gal, former prominent Washington hostess, and now the JV senator from the state that brought you Eliot Spitzer and Bear Stearns. And there's the happy-talk boy wonder, the plaster Balthazar in the Cook County political crèche, whose policy pronouncements sound like a walk through Greenwich Village in 1968: "Change, man? Got any spare change? Change?"