Al Gore behaved like 'crazed sex poodle' with masseuse

Say it ain't so, Al!

The unidentified 54-year-old woman gave police a detailed account of her claims that Mr Gore groped and kissed her in an aggressive attempt to have sex during a night-time appointment in his suite.
However, the police concluded that there was insufficient evidence to press charges.

The woman, who recalled telling Mr Gore he was behaving like a "crazed sex poodle", claims he pinned her to his bed and forcibly French kissed her.

I'm sure its not your fault, Al. Climate change causes people to commit acts of antisocial violence. Just look what it did to your former boss.