Cheese-Eating Surrender Monkey of the Week

Frere Jacques says he is calling it quits as President of France. Well BOOHOO. We're reaslly gonna miss him. Now the frogs might have to settle for someone who is slightly competent. The IBD laments his departure:

By last year, Chirac's stock had fallen so far that his big plan to 'restore' Gallic pride was — no joke — to create a government-funded alternative to Google. Ah, the glory of France.

As a stockholder of Google, I was quaking in my boots at the thought of competing with "Froggle", or whatever they were gonna call it. It just wouldn't be fair, Jacques. Let us poor Americans have at least some tiny part of the internet. Don't hog it all for yourself.